Once again, it’s been over a week since I posted anything here. I’ve got a few tidbits lined up; don’t fret. Now that the readership has seen an impressive growth in numbers- up 200% for a grand total of three suspected people- I figure I’ve gotta start playing to the crowd a bit more often.

Until I publish those fascinating items, Please enjoy the following post, generated by my four-year-old during one of his less lucid dissertations; he was “working” on one of the computers, and I transcribed his description of what he was doing.

I thought it was amusing, anyway. Besides, I’m a big believer in child labor; why should I put out the effort to maintain a blog when I can add it to his chores? Maybe not at first, of course; I mean, he should probably get on that roofing job I gave him last week before tackling the keyboard. As an added bonus, I can possibly embarrass him with this when he’s older. Hell, he’ll probably be more entertaining than I am. Let the randomness begin:

“They will come with their own things and they will comfit for their own stuff and confend it for the other day, and they should do their own things and all resistance at the same time and do their own stuff by theirselves, then do the same words that you copy, same thing, same words, same thing, then comfit by their own family, on their own computer.”

“Then ride resistant for their own family, then and they do their own stuff while doing their own stuff by their new stuff at Nick Jr. and do it for your own family resistant, confident, then sign up. Then you have to do it for promise that you do it right and follow your own words by your own self for your own confident, then play, play for your resistant bowl.”

“Resistant schoolwork rebuilds stuff that you do not know, and do it again.”

Um, yeah.