I found that my brother-in-law introduced my writings to my mother-in-law. We’re all generally of the same political persuasion, and she has a doggedly tough Irish sense of humor. She also managed to survive her five kids, which is no mean feat, considering what my brothers-in-law are like. In short: she’s a tough cookie. There’s little I could write that would actually shock her… but still… I mean, if I stumble across some horrible monkey necroscat porn site, and want to inflict it on you gentle readers, well, it gives a fellow pause to know that his mother-in-law is reading it, doesn’t it?
Next up, though: diaper-fetish necroporn. I couldn’t find any monkeys.