I don’t remember how I got there, but the website "Billboards of the Past" has a lot of huge vintage billboards (of the vinyl cover variety) for sale. Sadly, I have neither a spare $1,000 or so lying around to be spent, much less an eight-foot by twenty-foot frame to hang them on, but there’s a tone of retro goodness to be seen there, particularly with the beer, automotive, and Coca-Cola ads. There are a few funny ads as well; it’s always fun to laugh at once-earnest messages that have since been subverted by changing culture, slang, and mores in the intervening years:
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| Oh, those wacky negroes and their pidgin English! What trip down the hallowed paths of yesteryear would be complete without a glimpse of a jolly member of the racial underclass merrily serving delicious treats to the disembodied telekinetic heads of her white masters? |
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| There are plenty of old cigarette ads talking about how mild, or even harmless, their cancer sticks are, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen one recommended as a cough remedy. Truly amazing. |
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| I was trying to find veins between my toes when I found this beauty instead. Bet you didn’t know heroin was sold by the quart in the 1960′s. |
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| Now for my personal favorite for reasons that I do not care to explain, here’s an ad that appealed to the lucrative and ubiquitous "inveterate masturbator" demographic. |
There’s so much fun you can have with this old-timey stuff. I myself have a framed copy of this ad hanging above the toilet in the guest bathroom. Do yourself a favor and find some hilariously outdated advertisements. Even if you can’t possibly afford or display them, like the billboards above, they’re awesome Photoshop fodder.