Filed under (Cubicle & Campus) by The Cubelodyte on August 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am
So yesterday one of the boss peoples sends me a message saying that I need to compose one of our irregularly-published newsletters to send out to our customer base. This is nothing out of the ordinary, and, frankly, it’s about time to send a new one out. I was instructed to collect a "Top Ten" list of current issues (which in our parlance means bugs, since we try not to call them "bugs" or "problems" to customers) from our engineers and make them all pretty and written in the proper Queen’s English.
So I collect nine of the newest and most exciting bugs issues, compose the newsletter, and send it on its way. This morning, I got a message asking me to rewrite it, including different content so that the emphasis of the newsletter wouldn’t be on the bugs.
So yesterday one of the boss peoples sends me a message saying that I need to compose one of our irregularly-published newsletters to send out to our customer base. This is nothing out of the ordinary, and, frankly, it’s about time to send a new one out. I was instructed to collect a "Top Ten" list of current issues (which in our parlance means bugs, since we try not to call them "bugs" or "problems" to customers) from our engineers and make them all pretty and written in the proper Queen’s English.