A while back I made a little one-off poster for our office manager when one of our coffee machines broke down. Done in the style of a pharmaceutical ad, it turned out to be pretty popular. I spent a little bit of time improving the copy, images, and resolution. The happy result is now available for purchase! It’s only eight bucks and guaranteed to be hilarious, or I’ll refund you the entire price of the product, multiplied by the sales tax*.

Remember, if you don’t continue spending, the terrorist liberal homosexual hurricanes and their Darwinist allies win.

^{*As computed in Alaska}