It’s my sister’s birthday this weekend, and, true to form, I’ve only just become dimly aware that I haven?t so much as purchased a card yet. But what should I get her? A live cockroach brooch? A bottle of fascist wine? Perhaps a purse, vest, or “twin” bag fashioned from synthetic human skin?

Maybe I should just go with a tasteful or understated piece of art.

That is to say, if she invites me over. I wonder why I haven’t recieved an invitation to her party yet.