Every so often as I perambulate around the campus I pick up a print copy of the California Aggie, to find out what the students are squawking about on any given day.

At a mere six pages, it’s not exactly a meaty read, and there is little to no in-depth information in it, but it’s enough to pass the time while scarfing down a sandwich, and it does give me information on campus events I would otherwise be ignorant of. It also confers the added bonus of fostering a sense of community, like the local newspaper in a small town.

And like those local newspapers, the Aggie has a "police blotter" sort of feature called the Campus Judicial Report that is always amusing in a schadenfreudlich way. For some reason, I found this recent item hilarious:

…Upon being confronted by security, the student produced additional Scantrons that were hidden. The student accepted deferred separation and community service from [Student Judicial Affairs]. In addition, the student was notified of a $200 civil demand fine from the bookstore. The total value of the scantrons was $1.77, including tax.

A forced stint in community service, a $200 fine, and being one step away from expulsion for less than two bucks worth of blank forms: I’m guessing this guy never chose Logic as an elective course.