Every so often an applicant to the University will lose their password, forget their username, or some such nonsense. Helping them is a very easy process; we ask them a few questions to verify their identity, they supply the answers, we confirm their e-mail address, and then fire off a message giving them the information they want. It’s a simple thing.

What I find sadly amusing is the occasional lack of propriety some applicants use vis-à-vis their e-mail addresses. I mean, honestly, it’s nigh impossible not to laugh when having to confirm addresses like luv2_69u@hotmail.com, xxxfoxychicaxxx@yahoo.com, or bottomtwink@fursuit.net. Please, people, for the love of all that is holy, get a fucking clue here. It’s all I can do to maintain my thin façade of professionalism without trying hard not to laugh in your face.