Over the weekend I was patrolling the dorms on campus, providing onsite network support during the freshman move-in period. Wireless access points are forbidden in student housing, mostly because ResNet is a festering cesspit of malware, viruses, illegal filesharing, and general idiocy, and the less accessible anybody’s machine is there, the better.

At any rate, I was trying to snag the faint signal from the central campus wireless network when I noticed an SSID with a very amusing name.

Apparently the simple expedient of a Facebook comment was either insufficient or uncomfortably identifiable.