It is empty; I have ingested its semiviscous innards. Discarded, it should be of no further concern, but it speaks to me with words that are, at a single stroke, both silent and thunderous. I am reading the words Best by May 17, 2008.
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5 Comments posted on "Live Cultures"
nmw on March 20th, 2009 at 3:30 PM #
Hmm…I think I may have figured out why we’re all sick all the time…
mdlasure on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 AM #
Well, “Best by…” is more of a suggestion, really.
Angry_Flower on March 24th, 2009 at 3:37 PM #
I think you should have eaten it then put yourself in an sensory isolation chamber to see if you start to de-evolve
scottlinux on March 24th, 2009 at 4:55 PM #
Was it pink? Of course I suppose that’s hard to tell with strawberry yogurt.
The Cubelodyte on March 31st, 2009 at 11:31 AM #
It wasn’t any lumpier than I expected strawberry yogurt to be, anyway. |
I’m looking down into my trashcan, staring at the bottom of an upturned yogurt container. Fifteen minutes ago, I devoured its contents with gusto, savoring every spoonful. Now I’m looking at it. I cannot turn away.