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B-Man on July 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 PM #
Hmm. About a year or two ago I received an e-mail from “Jesus@yeshubzzk” titled, “Lift yourself up” I was curious what He had to say so I clicked on it… lo and behold, He was selling Cialis, and two other “performance enhancement” pills I didn’t recognize. There was much garble-text on the page. I pursed my lips and shook my head, disappointed that our saviour was so desparate He would try to cold-call me, knowing omniciently full well I need no such product. I must remark though, the prices were very reasonable. |
Recently my ancient Hotmail account has seen an uptick in (supposed) porn spam with subject lines bearing subject lines sounding suspiciously like their author relied heavily on an English-to-whatever dictionary: “Whisky becomes stepdaughter easy of access” or “Fascinating son executed stemothers desire to be filled”. While crudely translated, the gist is certainly clear. Today, however, the result was amusing: “Teen nymphomaniac gets all holes hardly fucked”. With a disappointing lead-in like that, I can’t imagine their clickthrough rate was very high.