I had to read it again to make sure I hadn’t misread the thing—no, “breast nipples” was the exact term. This implied, however, that the product might be safely applied to nipples of the non-breast variety. While I am aware of other kinds of nipples, they do not grow hair. I understand that mutants have been known to contaminate the gene pool with extra nipples, but what properties do these superfluous fleshnozzles possess that makes them impervious to the chemical ravages of depilatory salves? What strange secrets (or stranger customers) are the makers of Nair hinting at? Do I even want to know?
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3 Comments posted on "Mystery Mamillae"
Ang on August 4th, 2009 at 9:16 AM #
Ok, based on the Nair topic, I have to share this story. In high school, we had an extremely attractive but not so swift beauty queen whose name I will leave out to protect the innocent. A few days prior to our senior pictures, the blond bombshell purchased her first bottle of Nair, at which time she proceeded to chemically remove the hair from her legs. Unfortunately, the girl did not take the time to wash her hands after the application and evidently made the mistake of wiping her brow. The result was the partial removal of her eyebrows. The story went around the high school like wildfire and for years the poor girl walked around with the nickname Nair head. Her senior pictures were nothing short of hysterical. The End….
B-Man on August 15th, 2009 at 6:43 PM #
There is also a confection known as Nipples of Venus. Grant the recipe does not include hair, but perhaps the manufacturers were trying to prevent the use of their product to remove any should an unhygienic baker happen to include some.
Angry_Flower on August 17th, 2009 at 5:37 PM #
There is also the drink called a Buttery Nipple maybe they are trying to keep bar tenders from poisoning patrons! |
During this morning’s shower, I read the back label on a tube of Nair (no, it isn’t mine). Besides the direction for use, there were warnings against using it in predictably sensitive areas: around the eyes, the perianal area, the genitals, and “breast nipples”.